Why You Deserve To Go To Hell
"How Can I Be Saved From My Sins?"
"Behold, the LORD'S hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear: But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear." (Isaiah 59:1-2)
Dear Little Children. Parody of 'Dear Theodosia (from 'Hamilton')' by Lin-Manuel Miranda. 9-25-2016 (Read)
Mamma's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Trannies. Parody of 'Mamma's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys' by Ed and Patsy Bruce. 5-22-2016 (Read)
We Must Make Our Way To San Jose. Parody of 'Do You Know The Way To San Jose' by Dionne Warwick. 1-18-2016 (Read)
Avenging Angels By His Side. Parody of 'Angels By His Side' by Francesca Battistelli. 9-21-2015 (Read)
Can't Live (If You Let The Fags Say "I Do"). Parody of 'I Can't Live (If Living Is Without You)' by Harry Nilsson. 12-30-2014 (Read)
Not Supposed To Worship Them. Parody of 'The Call' by Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. 9-14-2014 (Read)
You Love Sin...What A Tragedy. Parody of 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies' by Panic! At The Disco. 7-16-2014 (Read)
Santa Claus Will Take You To Hell. Parody of 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town' by Coots and Gillespie. 12-14-2013 (Read)
Took A Walk On The Wide Path. Parody of 'Take A Walk On The Wild Side' by Lou Reed. 11-4-2013 (Read)
Rumor Has It God Don't Love You Christians No More. Parody of 'Rumor Has It' by Adele. 8-26-2012 (Read)
His Creatures With Joined Wings. Parody of 'Wind Beneath My Wings' by Bette Midler. 7-25-2012 (Read)
Just When You Needed Him Most. Parody of 'Just When I Needed You Most' by Randy VanWarmer. 7-23-2012 (Read)
That's The Night That The Lights Go Out In america. Parody of 'The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia' by Vicki Lawrence/Reba McEntire. 8-28-2011 (Read)
Shake The Nations. Parody of '(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty' by KC And The Sunshine Band. 2-12-2011 (Read)
The Devil's Fiddler. Parody of 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' by The Charlie Daniels Band. 12-16-2010 (Read)
God Saved His Best Wrath For Last. Parody of 'Save The Best For Last' by Vanessa Williams. 11-25-2010 (Read)
The Avenger Is Comin' Your Way. Parody of 'Oh What A Beautiful Morning' by Rogers & Hammerstein. 11-24-2010 (Read)
The Nations Soon Will March. Parody of 'Sunrise, Sunset' by Sheldon Harnick and Jerry Bock. 4-30-2010 (Read)